The Art of the Deal, and how to Avoid Getting the Shit End

So, what’s the deal? Are we doomed to keep repeating the mistakes of the past? Will someone always end up ‘holding the bag’? Will responsible pet parents forever track the dreaded “commando” turd back home on their soles? Will frustration keep flaring because someone else’s inconsideration became their problem to solve?

Dog poop. It’s a situation.

Sh*t happens—always has, always will. But what are we doing about it? Are we making peace with the daily crap or staying stuck in bad habits? Are we trapped in the same limited options we've been taught, or are we ready to explore better ones? Let’s rethink the contracts we’ve signed and seek smarter solutions.

The Agreement We Made

Having a dog is a commitment—a deal sealed with love, loyalty, and wagging tails. Our dogs fulfill their side of the bargain every day: companionship, joy, and, of course, doing their “business.” Our end of the deal? Managing the mess.

The art of this deal is how we handle those daily transactions—with grace or with grumbles. Having a dog means taking responsibility for the cleanup, no negotiations. Yet, are we using the best tools for the job? Are we thinking long-term or just seeking short-term convenience? Are we acting for the greater good or just for ourselves?

Breaking the Contract?

Walk anywhere—city sidewalks, country trails, or suburban streets—and you’ll see (and smell) the evidence: too many humans aren’t holding up their end of the bargain. The dogs are meeting their goals, but the humans? Well, let’s just say the chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

We can do better. We should do better. We have opposable thumbs and the ability to choose tools that make the job easier. That’s where the dooloop comes in.

With a dooloop, it’s easy to grab the ‘job’ and go. No searching for a trash can, no juggling the bag, no excuse for leaving a mess behind. It’s a simple solution that lets everyone fulfill their end of the deal. When we all hold up our part, we create cleaner, safer paths for everyone to enjoy.

Know the Terms Before You Sign

The world is full of quick-fix solutions that sound too good to be true—because they usually are. Poop isn’t going to disappear because someone claims it will. It won’t magically smell better or become easier to handle.

Poop is universal—a shared bottom line. What matters is how we deal with it. The best deals are the ones where both sides win, and that starts with tools that help you honor your commitment without the hassle.

Closing the Deal with Care

At the dooloop, we believe that small choices add up to big differences. Our goal is simple: help everyone spread peace, not poop.

Let’s honor our deals, pick up after our pups, and keep our shared spaces clean. Because every little turd tackled is a step toward a better world. And that’s a deal worth making.